• The overly dra­matic bit of music that is used in every episode plays.
  • Some­one says, “brilliant!”
  • River Song men­tions spoil­ers, hand­cuffs, or makes overt sex­ual innuendo.
  • The Doc­tor says ‘Geronimo!’
  • For materialisation/dematerialisation. 2 drinks if the Doc­tor imi­tates the noise.
  • The Doc­tor name-drops. 2 drinks if he adds an amus­ing com­ment about the famous his­tor­i­cal figure.
  • The Doctor’s fun is ruined (TWICE)
  • When the Doc­tor is sonic-ing something (NOM AWAY)
  • If River kisses someone, drink.
  • If River Song shoots something, drink
  • If Rory says, “I’m a nurse,” or any variation thereof, drink twice.
  • If Rory is dressed as a centurion with good reason, drink once.
  • If Rory is dressed as a centurion with no reason, drink twice
  • one for every time the Doctor does something underneath the control panel.